jesuismurphy

Hands down my favorite part of Night At The Museum is that it’s low key the plot of The Mummy (1999) but like, chill.

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Like Rami Malek’s character isn’t like a mannequin come to life like the rest of them. He’s 100% a 3000 year old reanimated corpse. And everyone’s just fine with it.

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He could just take the tablet and fully walk out of the museum and just live his life but he’s a bro and would rather be a glorified docent.